I, John Doe, hereby declare that I am currently suffering from a sudden and mysterious case of Sudden-Itchy Syndrome (SOSS), a affliction of the skin that has left me in a state of utmost discomfort and itchiness.
As a result, I am compelled to take emergency leave from my duties and seek solace in a series of intensive itchy-scratching sessions.
I request that my colleagues and superiors be understanding of my temporary absence, as I am sure that with the aid of copious amounts of calamine lotion and a team of highly trained itchy-surgeons, I shall be back to my usual self in no time.
Thank you for your understanding and support.
Itinerary of Sudden-Itchy Syndrome Treatments